WYSHINSKI: [takes a shot]

Roger's follies have honestly made it so I can't even watch football without thinking of all of the sport's inherent flaws and surrounding issues. So, in short, he has made me a more critical thinker about the game I love so much. I can't just turn my brain off and watch anymore.

I beg to differ. My friend Jesús won't shut the fuck up about fútbol.

ESPN BOTTOM LINE: Wilson 0-4 when targeting God.

This isn't anything new. After Super Bowl XXV, Scott Norwood kept shaking his head and muttering "God hates FGs".

God throwing interceptions is not a huge stretch. This is the same guy who locked in on The Virgin Mary and never even looked at another receiver.

Wilson added that he suspects Jermaine Kearse is a Blessing in disguise.

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, as he was untied by his father Abraham.

"Yup... God was responsible for those ill-timed interceptions. What he said."

I'm so sorry. Breakups are the worst. Obviously this is missing the appropriate gravitas, but it's all I have for you: cat hugs.

For the same reason why Jean-Marc Vallee's Dallas Buyers Club, Spike Jonze's Her, Paul Greengrass' Captain Phillips, Kathryn Bigelow's Zero Dark Thirty, Tom Hooper's Les Miserables, Quentin Tarantio's Django Unchained, Steven Spielberg's War Horse, Tate Taylor's The Help and Stephen Daldry's Extremely Loud and…

2015 Oscar Nominations Snub Basically Everybody Who Isn't a White Dude

Lego Movie snubbed???????

Well, SEC fans certainly aren't happy, but then people from the South generally preferred things back in the BCs era.

When asked about his feelings on the transfer, Kenny replied that he was both "truly and really excited" about the opportunity to suit up for TCU.

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

Great, now the tip of my thumb is burnt from scrolling past your fiery hot take.

NO DOUBT! HARF HARF, BEN LIKE CHERRY PIE BEST. HAVE GAURDS BLOCK ENTRANCE TO LADIES ROOM AND HAVE ALL THE CHERRY PIE BEN CAN HANDLE. MMM

Now that Harbaugh is gone, the award for biggest manbaby in the NFL goes to Mike Tomlin.

Here's to hoping he doesn't try to take out another Ravens' kick returner in their playoff game.

My husband and I will do the "wow, he's hot" thing together, but not as often as we do "wow, she's hot." So there's my anecdata.