I have learned a lot being a young dad myself and having a 3 year old daughter go through neuroblastoma. Childhood cancer doesn't get nearly the public spotlight that breast cancer does. The government funds the least amount to childhood cancer research. I just want people to realize that children and their families…

Hey, I like fucking swearing as much as the next guy, but this shit you wrote is full of unnecessary motherfucking obscenities. It's a story about a fucking 4 year old kid with cancer. Fuck.

Now is a good time remind everyone that Dalton signed a 6-year $115 million deal this offseason.

Detroit is paying Kyle Quincey $4.25 million a year to dress up like an NHL hockey player every time they have a game and come out on to the ice with them to actually play. The only way this makes any sense is if, at the end of his contract, it's revealed that he has terminal cancer, and his spell as a professional…

C'mon Dude, spoilers.

So...um...Alex Gordon could've totally scored in that E8, right?

SURE, IF YOU HATE AMERICA.

Can we just go back to singing Take Me Out to the Ballgame?

Cavs' Old Court: [attends local university on football scholarship]
Cavs' Old Court: [suffers career ending knee injury]
Cavs' Old Court: [plans on becoming a physical therapist]
Cavs' Old Court: [knocks up Brenda, his high school sweetheart]
Cavs' Old Court: [gets married]
Cavs' Old Court: [drops out of college]
Cavs' Old…

This play is a perfect demonstration of why Tony Romo sucks. The Redskins put 9 guys in the box here, and sent 8 of them. The Cowboys had 6 guys in protection. A good QB changes the play, changes the protection, or does both. At the very least, he has to know that he'll be getting rid of the ball quickly. Considering…

I wish my dad did that to me when I was 2. It would have saved me a lot of subsequent pain and suffering from being a Browns fan.

Well, my wife cried during it.

Natural reaction for pro athletes when dealing with injured women.

Delusional, really? Could a person suffering from delusions carefully shade in a huge, perfectly identical, "TMZ" logo on each page?

Wait a second...I thought this was going to be a great post from a long-suffering fan until I got to the "lived in Baltimore, loved the O's, lived in NYC, loved the Yanks," part. If you did that, then I am not happy for you at all. You have not suffered, you've just rooted for other teams during the period where…

Dang, a guy with a swing like that... He must have hit at least 13 home runs this season.

A race to the bottom.

I never realized being from the Midwest was a race.

As someone who spent their first 26 years of like in Missouri and is a lifelong Cardinals fan, I highly support this message. Francis Slay is an embarrassment, and I have no idea on God's green earth why he keeps putting out these dumb press releases whenever someone as much as steps on the heel of the Cardinals…