"Do you have a national championship ring?"

Like most Americans, I only threaten to boycott things I already don't like.

Dalton was almost killed on that play. I am amazed that teams would be so reckless with a key player.

Anyone else feel like the Bengals are legit this year? I feel like this is the most solidly they've played since that one year Carson Palmer looked like a super good QB in what was that, like, 06? Something like that.

Gonna be a lot of people in Baltimore with Joe Flacco jerseys tomorrow.

Unfortunately, it turned out half the people thought Rice was there signing autographs.

This guy has some fucking nerve. THIS is the by-product of the bling-bling, hip-hop culture that has come to define our society. Now, if this guy were a hockey player, he would've finis...oh, good god, we're all doomed.

Ditka comes from an era when football players subsisted on their weekly paychecks, not lived lavishly on them.

That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

You are right. But it has his last post 5H ago. That seems impossible for an NFL reporter on Monday morning. Plus ESPN flat out removed their own video. Totally fishy no matter the details.

If I am not mistaken, the timestamps on RTs on when the initial tweet was posted, not the actual time that Shefter, in this case, RTs them.

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

I think a better solution would be instead of boards, have a ledge that players will fall over and then a Turtle on a cloud with a fishing pole rescues them and drops them back in the middle of the ice.

The letter in part reads:

The athletic department became worried about Bitsko's condition when his tutor reported that the guy couldn't get out of bed for morning class to save his life.

This MUST be your first FF draft ..like ever..

The Times story says Roberts is unmarried and has no children. After Billy Hunter put half his family on the union's payroll, it's no wonder the players hired her.

"My past," she told the room, "is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on."

My past," she told the room, "is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on."

God, old people are such pussies about lists of things old people are pussies about.