At home games, I reckon a standing ovation is more likely.

So, Registered Sex Offenders can't live near schools, but CAN play on their football teams. Makes sense.

It wasn't playing on my computer before. Now it is. Thanks for being helpful without coming across like a dick.

Sure she can pitch, but being a young woman I bet she can't even drive!

Even though she pitched a shutout, she did get hit six times, so after the game she apologized to Stephen A. for putting herself in that situation.

In response, God issued the following statement:

Sponsored by and for Crackers!

Well, at least he didn't hit his wife in an elevator.

Since when has ESPN let facts get in the way of a story?

He obviously provoked Tony Stewart into hitting him.

Toyota is the perfect sponsor for Red Zone offense, because no matter what you try, they're unstoppable.

Man, this is the truth. Source: went to J-school at Ohio U.

But how will this affect Johnny Manziel?

A loud whistle cuts through the midday air.

Man, you guys are really beating a dead horse here.

"If I could just get my hands on @MichelleDBeadle right now, I'd demonstrate EXACTLY what I was trying to say!"

It's irrelevant anyways, Komen exists to market with companies like the NFL.

It should just be Jewbs. Jewoobs is stupid.