Giuseppe Rossi ain't one of those four— he didn't make Italy's 23.

Chris Anderson has had a lot worse things to try to explain.

I was in Vegas during March Madness a few years back. Someone (UPS maybe?) was filming a bunch of Bobby Knight spots near the Wynn sports bar that were set to air during the Final Four, with him explaining certain basketball strategies (matchup zone D, dribble-drive offense, etc.). There was a crowd of people watching…

Houston: Good news, bad news, Mike. We don't have a job for you here, but you've won the uniform design contest.

I like the cut of your jib.

Yeah I wouldn't want the world to see a city with a thriving economy and polite residents either.

Better than Qatar

Um...am I the only one that thinks the "fuck you" was yelled by someone else and not Rothstein?

Next week in Deadspin: In Defense of Bud Light.

"Tell me what instruments(s) he's mastered at the world level . . ." The meat-whistle.

"Recoiling at Pitbull is equivalent to recoiling at large swathes of Latino culture."

Deadspin is now Slate.

This is a poor defense of Pitbull, and he still sucks.

Fuck you and Pitbull.

If you train him properly there is nothing to worry about.

That's not bald spot. That's a solar panel for a dunk machine.