I bet he can't wait to be reunited with his buddies on the lifesize foosball table.

Pretty awesome of FIFA to pick someone who built the stadium to do the first kick.

I really wanted that to end with a pool dunk.

Oh that's what the joke was?

He could just wait for another team to come on the market, but that team won't have Chris Paul and Blake Griffin.

He's also going to buy the St. Louis Rams and Tampa Bay Lightning, then move them along with the Clippers to Washington to play in a still-being-built bowling alley outside Redmond, all in the name of creating a common user experience across platforms.

See, what happened was, Sean used an idiom that also literally captures the situation described. In this case the drummer did not, in fact, miss a beat. Maybe not the funniest quip ever, but it's something. It does, in fact, "pass for a joke." Contrast that with your remark, which contains no humorous content, makes…

Fuck the Black Keys

Not taking sides, I dig both. But I do love this opening to It Might Get Loud.

not surprising, given that Klinssman kicked off the World Cup campaign by publicly fucking Landon Donovan

I don't agree with the premise that Jeter has illegitimate children. I feel like he's such a classy guy that he would pay for the abortion.

How many shitty breakfast cereals can you name?

Please describe how to make toast in 3,000 word or more.

First Deadspin question: If the Knicks lose to the Hawks by 10 points on Thursday, what is the minimum number of posts we can have about the Knicks on Friday?

In what fucking world is Crawford or Price better than Lundqvist. Seriously no single measure would bring any thinking human to that conclusion. Rask has put up some pretty incredible numbers, but he's only been full time for 2 or 3 years so it's pretty hard to put him at Lundqvist's level. Just a reminder of…

Caddy fee at chambers is $50 plus another $50-100 tip (usually a caddy has two golfers so they make about $200 to $300 per round, that generally doesn't change based on the wealth of the clientele). Another story, Same caddy, sorta got stiffed by Bill gates the same summer. It was a complete misunderstanding, but…

His mom is gonna give him so much shit at home school on Monday.

The jokes on Sterling. Most of the $2 billion will be paid in unsold Zunes.

Ballmer is worth around $20 billion, and does not appear to have partnered with an ownership group; if he buys, it'll all belong to the chrome dome.