I honestly don’t hate this idea. If any show could pull this off, it’s Supernatural. Their more eccentric and one-off quirky episodes are more hit than miss. (Misses being things like the Oz fiasco and that terrible murder mystery episode.)

I loved Lost in it’s entirety, but it’s hard to deny that a volcano might have worked better than some of the final decisions, like Jacob throwing the Man in Black into a river, which I guess turns him into smoke? The ending in the church, which seems to have been the most divisive, I was actually kind of in-love…

For real! I love Drusilla! And well as Emmy Award winning co-creator of Empire, Danny Strong. I mean, that’s nuts — he co-created Empire and wrote the screenplays for the last two Hunger Games movies. You go, Jonathan!

The spinoff, Angel, eventually improved on this downside of the Buffy cast.

J. August Richards and Amy Acker weren’t in any Buffy at all, which I imagine is the key consideration

You obviously haven’t seen Torchwood Series 2.

And everyone’s favorite teacher who died in a freak balloon accident:

I like to pretend only white people were dumb enough to live on a Hellmouth. There’s another in Cleveland.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer always had difficulty in casting non-white actors in major roles — apparently, Cordelia was going to be black before Charisma Carpenter got the role and the actress who almost got it went on to play Kendra (who unfortunately died).

Have you not watched any genre show in the past ten years? He’s been on all of them. And if his hair is surprising, wait until you hear his real accent.

Really? No Giles and you’re asking about Riley?

NO. I WAS NOT READY FOR SPIKE WITH NON PEROXIDE BLONDE DAVID BOWIE HAIR. THE ILLUSION IS SHATTERED MY LIFE IS A LIE

I saw this earlier today in video form. I had a hard time recognizing Tara and Dawn. Is that Michelle Tratchenberg real hair? I would have thought she was too old to be in a goth phase.

...apparently, I have a fanfic to write.

And the bisexual polyamorous relationship.

It’s toxic behavior like this which punctures his Puppies arguments.

“An interstellar science fiction epic in space.”

This bothers me for a number of reasons, but most specifically because I was lucky enough to interview John when The End Of All Things came out and he’s one of the most likeable, friendly and curteous people I’ve ever met, and doesn’t deserve this kind of BS. We spoke for over an hour about all things geek, and he was…

Except that Salieri wasn’t a hack. But still a good reference.