I loved the parts of the director's commentary where they said Evans wanted to do his own stunts because "you can tell it's not him; only he moves like he does."

Nothing hotter than a hot guy who is a huge dork.

...oh my god, it's like Buckaroo Banzai, where all the aliens are named John Something-or-other. It's a race of ridiculously hot aliens all named Chris.

They really do enjoy it. It's rare for these visits to happen unless permission is explicitly given and their presence is requested. Especially considering the risk to oncology patients from visits, these children are very very very well protected. These visits are special and precious. Seriously, toss your cynicism…

NERD TIME:

I was in & out of Seattle Children's a lot when I was a kid. My famous visitors were some of the Seahawks at the time and J.P Patches (may he rest in peace). At the time, it was exciting and helped when everything was scary at the time. It's not about the publicity — it's the kids that matter. My $0.02.

Chris Evans is hot. Chris Evans as captain America is undeniable. Lord have his mercies on my dirty soul.

You are scrooge. Jesus fucking fucking fucking FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU christ? Can there be no act of charity according to you that could possibly have a win for both parties? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT? SHOULD ALL PEOPLE DOING CHARITY LITERALLY TRY TO DIE TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

We had this conversation a while back, but I think it bears repeating that Chris Evans is SO MUCH Captain America that he doesn't even really like most aspects of being the Captain, JUST LIKE THE REAL CAPTAIN. All he wants to do is be out there helping people, and all the bureaucracy gets in the way. Phenomenal.

Avengers 2 is going to make well over a billion dollars, regardless of hospital photo-ops. Marvel doesn't need goodwill.

This is why we need to legalize poly marriages in certain circumstances, because I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to marry both Chrises.

These photos may once and for all keep my husband from getting these two confused. Or it might make it worse. I have the same problem with the famous Emmas. We are old confused gay men.

That would push me over the edge to Munchausen my kid.

Somewhere in a dark boardroom, Marvel execs are patting themselves on the back for actually genetically engineering the real Avengers. How could we explain Chris Evans otherwise? He IS Captain America. Both he and Chris Pratt are awesome people and this warms the barren, dusty, shriveled cockles of my useless heart.

As someone who can easily abstain from drinking (I think I had 5 drinks total in 2014) I agree that it should be that easy. Unfortunately that is not reality and drinking is a big part of our lives and culture so comments like this are more than useless because it leads to binging which is the opposite of what we…

Some of us need to drink to make being around people like you tolerable.

I think your second born should be Gotta Love Bruce Ryan.

seriously though, this is one of the best things I've read in awhile. And it stimulated me in ways I didn't expect, like a weirdly effective Hitachi sesh on the metaphorical clitoris that is my snarky Educator of Literature and Lover of Hatereading erogenous zone.

This is amazing and was kind of exactly my experience reading the books. Yes, all three. I was bedridden with stomach flu and someone sent me the PDFs. I read the whole fucking thing and I was like WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. These books are like some disgusting fried appetizer you get at Chilis or TGI Fridays that you…