God, when I see those people riding their fixie bicycles in their Chuck Taylors, smoking their Marlboro Reds, I just want to just pull over, turn off NPR and jump out of my Audi to beat them with my messenger bag.

Yeah, Mormons often only go to official church-employed LDS therapists. Many express fear at going to talk therapy if the person isn’t mormon. I think its because their cognitive dissonance is so great they know if they actual address their issues what it will do is lead them straight out of the church.

Are you appropriating a cartoon for your own gains?! Huh?! That’s not cool, bro.

I had a friend who needed a therapist. I recommended mine. Said she wouldn’t go unless the therapist was mormon. In all fairness, the girl was close to 30 and single, which in Mormon-ness is extremely over the hill. Probably needed someone who was Mormon who could understand that being single and 30 in Utah is…

Kristen Stewart, depending on the article or time of day.

This site has become so predictable with the backlash-ing. M.I.A., Anne Hathaway, Amy Schumer...I’m sure there’s more I’m just forgetting at the moment.