Yo. This is whack, B.

Shocking that their new music is not being critically acclaimed. And Lars being called out as subpar even more surprising.

Love this stuff. Not sure how the all the guys with shotguns miss completely, but that's Hollywood. Or its Hong Kong equivalent anyways.

On the internet, you can be whatever you want.

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Pfft, Elmo is a poser next to Grover.

Will Milo be crushed by big black cock? I'm sure he'll be fine with that.

Tough to not pick Bill Pullman over Tom Hanks still. Just saying.

Don't discount juggalos, they have a lot of disposable income for face painting.

Out of respect for Phife, I'd like to request a moratorium on wallets in el segundo jokes on this thread.

Made article slightly less depressing by zinger of last line. Good to be able to walk away with a laugh.

One man's white hot shit is another standard remix.

Indentured servitude is its own reward. I don't remember, did his mansion have a library? That's all she wanted.

Why, internet?

Super clever marketing.

Stay entertained, my friend.

It's hard to go wrong with sharpies up nose.

go on. type slower.

Yes, it's a beautiful story. Man coerces woman that he will kill/imprison her father unless she becomes his prisoner. Despite his hideous appearance, she falls in love with him and then he transforms into a magical prince. I'm getting a little weepy just thinking about it.

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