This one exceeded my phallic expectations. Was expecting something better though…maybe with an eagle.

This movie has something for everyone. I'm there.

Boy howdy, it's about time. Love finding those old magazines.

Teenage girl on cocaine falls into life of depravity? Sounds uplifting.

E tu, Zac Braff? E tu?

Stop trying to fill the Ramones sized hole in my heart. It's always short at least Dee Dee.

do you think, do you think, do you think you could bench a Scion?

Nearly two hours? Ugh.

Yo' don't be frontin' like some hangry turds
Bout to rap 'bout my Angry Birds
If this was six years ago it'd be easier to sell 'em
But yo' whacked movie execs gots some mad slow cerebellum.

I remember being excited when "The Fan" came out and couldn't wait to see it. The excitement wore off quickly.

Willing to sell out, but nobody is buying.

Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed.

It is good to know someone has integrity.

I've got to step up my game then.

I am in love with Aubrey plaza. I wonder if she has an opening for a stalker.

And the most cocaine.

Fred Durst: Worst. Guitar solo. Ever.
https://youtu.be/2MI-_jWAmlE

It matches the voices in my head.

Then I "Rushed'' everywhere.

Cheap Trick? Yeah, if it works, it works.