The review pans the movie to "D" grade range, but gives it a "C" out of respect for Cage.

Cite the comment about a white Luke Cage for reference/clarification.

Right? I guess they are just throwing out the window that is he Sue Storm's brother.

Just one correction: it was soda cans in pillow case in "Bad Boys". Yeah, everyone should hear his 'me want the punani' song. Brilliant.

I haven't taken High Voltage off the turntable in nearly a week. That and Powerage are their best methinks.

So Johnny Storm is black now. Ugh. Fine. Marketing is hard.

Period peace. Check. Main character with deep dark secret. Check. He's gay. Check. Throw in some back story about saving the Jews and I think it's a lock for Oscar all down the line.

This movie screams Oscar bait. I predict it will get critical acclaim then in 3 years people will say "meh".

I won't validate you with a response. Oh, wait. Never mind.

I hope Sony can somehow survive. Once you lose that willing to watch lower quality on computer market, bankruptcy could only be near.

You didn't have to use your A-K.

All those drugs would not take him higher, apparently.

Fast fact. Sweater. It is not called a jersey, it is called a sweater.

At what point did he turn to the dark side? Meet the Parents? The Fan?

Ah, the 'scream until you like it' method.

There's not enough time, what are there, only three episodes left and they are already breaking into the embassy.

I don't condone seeing Reese Witherspoon anywhere since Election. In the wild, in chicago…anywhere. Sweet home alabama….gee whiz, I wonder how that one ends.

Hang on. You can get super potent LSD from a pharmacy in Pakistan?

Holy fucking fuck.

They severely underestimated the drunken irish market and/or their ability to remember when it was on or how to work DVR.