It's too late. We all saw your Freudian slip. Now the world knows you want to wax a nude Bruce Jenner.

Next months’ rent covered, plus four years of hookers n blow (roughly adjusted for inflation).

WTF.

No, but the top speed is most certainly known. That is the whole point of this. That, and to correct your wrong assumption that the OEMs don’t have rollers. We have tons of the damn things. They’re in altitude chambers, warehouses, wind tunnels, everywhere.

All manufacturers use rolling roads every day for all sorts of testing, including powertrain performance. Every vehicle program will include exhaustive top-speed testing on a chassis dyno in a thermal wind tunnel to ensure the car can do this without melting down or catching on fire. If it doesn’t make the power to…

Truth. The vids are useless for this sort of thing. I want to see photos, taken witha decent camera that I can linger over and enjoy. there have been a lot of posts with this issue, and they’d be better served with photo essays than a potato cam video.

Glad to see you guys brought out the 2004-era Flipcam again to maintain the production values we’ve all come to expect from these remotes. Well done.

dude... dont trump me this close too the weekend... ill never get the orange off before i hit the pubs

I knew someone was going to post this, but you’re wrong. The C4 deserved that ad; it was a fantastic car for the time. Everything the announcer said about it was accurate.

This one, where people say this turd should cost around $60k and reminds them of a Tesla and a BMW.

Are you serious Jason? All this time away from would you rather may have cost you your edge. I mean OF COURSE I pick option two. Hell, if that secret society just followed me after work they could get all that for free as long as a) they have a truck or SUV and b) get in the lane next to me for the commute home on i5.…

but, twice a month, you and the car have to show up to a remote garage where, in front of the whole club, you must disrobe, sit in the car, and pleasure yourself to, um, the end.

Bring back the duckies!

Man, Torch, you really found something for a lot of people to be triggered as hell about. I’m getting a good laugh from all the people pissed at you for no reason whatsoever.

skips, skops, scollywops, punk bitches and hula hoops

ok but then a class where its just a guy shouting: use math before every buy! over and over again

You had that, too? I thought it was just me.

[UPDATE] I’m being told now by Matt Hardigree that the whole color-blindness thing was a ruse, and the real prank was that the seats were covered in the skin of my dead mother.

Wooooosh...over your head.

I'm with you. I've got a '76 Eldo with 40K on the clock. Toyota's cower and Honda's run in fear from this front driving malaise sled.