Obama: “Have you guys heard my new mix tape? Joe says the shit is straight fire.”

O snap!

Duh, its looking for the Bin-laden van.

Did it have an air-bag suspension or did they adjust ride height manually?

Russia might need a reminder that they are not the Soviet Union anymore.

Its going to flop miserably, the spark that the last 3 hosts had was what was great about Top Gear, and that will be impossible to recreate with a douche like Evans anywhere near the show. Top Gear was like that one uncle that would say and do anything to make you laugh.

Run some CLR through it and it will be good as new and use the washing machine next time.

Did that once after watching The Flash, I though since thunder=electricity so the outlet+threading needle=superpowers. I ended up flying to the other side of the room and my dad ended up changing the fuse after he got home from work.

It looks like a Transformer marital aid.

LMFAO!!

Looks like the guy is just kind of eyeballing the whole thing.

Pretty easy after you get it moving, my father worked for the railroad and him and a few other guys would push train cars around to lock the up to each other.

I knew VW was up to something when being stuck in traffic behind a diesel Golf for 10 minutes made me vomit out the window.

Ahh, looks like they are employing the Sprint PCS business plan.

Volvo: a little bit less ugly with every redesign.

Hope they boiled the sausage in beer first.

He has already surpassed him.

Another reason I will never buy a Ford and will keep buying Gm.

Those are communist ideas and don’t fly in the good ol ‘Murican Texas.

Anything “tuned” by a teenager.