Jerry is known for having the best of the best when it comes to Porches, so buying one from him is almost like a warranty that everything is correct and it the right order.

Frank Sinatra was older than this guy and he was never too old for it. I like fedoras and wish they would make a comeback so everything can look like a noir movie.

You need a lighter?

Sweet Jesus am I glad those things are on our side!

Same here, they are so impractical yet so fun and comfortable. Driving a Riv or Eldorado is a sedating and relaxing experience for me. You feel like you are floating on a cloud made of unicorn eyelashes.

The blue collar super stretch, I wonder what kind of engine they used for the conversions?

Yup 100% IED free, guaranteed or your money back.

Derp, the Riv is my favorite between ElDorado and Toronado.

I bet they thought it would float since its 80% plastic.

RainX is really good for this

Shout me a holler if you break down in the Denver metro area, I would be glad to help

Well how quick was “quick” back then?

That should tell you everything you need to know about people that still use FB.

Derp, If anyone though this was real then I have some lake side property in Afghanistan that would be terrific for them to build a dream vacation home on.

Love the Riviera, my favorite GM platform and it changed so much in a course of a year that you just have to have every year or at least that’s what I convinced my wife of.

Being autistic and racist at the same time is terribly difficult, especially when decorating one’s rape van.

“Fast shifting automatic” LOL

JaRule?

Speak for your self, I for one am the epitome of handsome. Trust me my mom tells me that all the time!

Like herding sheep.