Bro. Stahp. Just stop talking.

I don't think satire means what fratbro thinks it means.

Jimmy: "you kind of started this whole thing"

Excellent point.

He is a national treasure.

, noting that it's also "weird when you have to say something about Martha Stewart's vagina in front of her."

Also, appeal to tradition, appeal to popularity.

Oh vomiting gnome, my old friend, you have served me well in the past and now I must call on you once again to convey my feelings on this article.

I keep hearing "A doula ate my baby," in that Meryl Streep-Australian Accent.

*Remembers when Mrs. Footsteps gave birth*

But, but, but...appeal to nature!

Keeping in mind that all of the purported benefits of placentophagy are reported by people who already believe in them. . . there is no scientific study that clearly proves the benefits that people are claiming. The placenta also works as a filter for toxins and heavy metals, so you get to eat that as well. How…

Why don't YOU have a collection of placentas?

I was just about to make calorie rich fettucine and wreck my diet but I thought I'll just read this new Mark Shrayber article first before I head off in to the kitchen. Thank you Mark, my diet remains intact.

At least her placentas are locally sourced and presumably gluten-free. It's abou time people turned away from BIG PLACENTA.

But what else am I supposed to do with all these placentas?

Motivated enough to consume your own placenta, yet too lazy to make it oneself. I have a hard time picturing the intersection of this particular Venn diagram.

I do too.

bro cat, meet basic bitch

"boner notes"