"Ok, the material is kinda scarce but I can work with it. Massage her thigh gently - I SAID GENTLY MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT IS SHE DOUGH??? - and leave a trail of butterfly kisses up her neck. Ugh that's more like creepy-crawlies, were you raised in a barn? Lady don't let him do all the work, move your hands up his back, NO…

She didn't talk about Black Chyna's relationship problems at all, if you listened to the interview.

Exactly! This is when I get to play director.

Did you even listen to the interview? They talked a lot about her best friend Blac Chyna (the woman Tyga left for Kylie) and how she is going through a break up at the same time Amber Rose is. They then explicitly asked her what she thought of Tyga and Kylie. She then talked only about what she thought of Tyga. It's…

Where did she focus on a 17-year-old? She told a 25-year-old he should be ashamed of himself for being in a relationship with an underage girl. She isn't wrong, either.

Yeah she didn't talk shit about Kylie or place any blame on her whatsoever. All she said was that Tyga (aka her best friend's ex and baby's father) should not be in a relationship with an underage girl.

Please start referring to her as Amber Levonchuck. I'll bet she hates that.

Amber totally nailed it. Those people are totally disingenuous. #TeamAmber

AMBER ROSE IS EVERYTHING.

You and the rest of us must have been listening to two completely different interviews.

That's the point, though: she's not focusing on Kylie. All she said about her is "she's 17".

And this is why I think her and Kanye never had a chance of making it. For as real as he tries to be, AR is just genuinely real. Whereas Kim is the type to let a sex tape "leak", AR would just do the damn thing and release it as a gift to the world. I don't feel like Kanye wanted that (well, obviously), but prefers…

"They are a match made in heaven" = Level 1 Shade!!

"They are a match made in heaven". That is amazing.

This. She didn't slut shame a teenager but placed blame with who it actually lies: the adult in the situation.

My favorite line: "If I wanna get the D, Ima get the D. Trust me. That's it. Bottom line."

Maybe I'm just an Amber Rose stan (confirmed), but I thought she was pretty damn diplomatic in that interview. And I love that she's a girl's girl and stands up for her friends when their husbands run off to fuck teenagers, yet still manages not to say anything about the teenager in question worse than "she is a…

My memaw owned a tablecloth and curtains that looked like that robe. Her cat went on to destroy both.

cereal is way, way better when the milk is almond milk

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.