She makes me mad. Has yelling at an addict to stop being an addict worked lately for anyone? Even worse, what does yelling at a newly recovering addict about her past addict behavior going to do? And don't pretend that the people she hired were all 100% there out of Oprah's love for Lilo. Doesn't that sound…

How does a reality show that derails her sobriety routine support an acting career? Isn't that what Lohan claims as her job?

she explained the requirements of her religion but was told only that she could wear a baseball cap

At what point do they just change the name to Planet Bitchiness and call it a day?

Do gang members wear things that look like a Muslim headscarf? I just can't picture that.

Most gyms have dress codes, but the rules are pretty standard and don't involve stupid shit like this one seems to.

"[A]n employee said the dress code was sometimes waived but that it couldn't be in her case because the head covering was red, according to the complaint."

Planet Fitness has too many non-nonsensical fucking rules for me. WTF. Can't I just pay a monthly fee and be able to work out without someone bothering me about my clothes.

Well sorry but if you and Oprah thought you could get trainwreck La Lohan on the straight and narrow by OFFERING HER A TACKY REALITY TELEVISION SHOW then you both deserve to be engulfed in the flames of obviousness that have pissed you off so. The rest of the world saw it coming as soon as this shit sandwich "project"…

Well would you call it something else besides what it is? Just because her name is Oprah doesn't mean she's not exploiting a person with serious addiction issues for money and fame. It's the only damn thing I've heard about the stupid OWN network pretty much since it's been in existence. Shame on her. If she reallt…

Well, this IS the woman who gave Dr. Phil - the king of concern trolling for ratings - his start.

Oprah's artistic vision: Lindsay falls off the wagon and her film crews get to document her tragic losing battle with the bottle.

"This is your life. This is your LIFEEEEEEEEEEE."

"If you can't create - artistically - what our vision was from the beginning"

Sic the bees on her!

However, I really wish that Jezebel would stop with the sensationalist headlines and publish more than one type of cop story. These types of headlines (it happened again: everyone be afraid of police now) continue the cycle of fear and hatred of police officers everywhere and it makes their jobs that much harder.

I was going to go there, but saw red when I tried to type it out.

Don't forget the obligatory 'but what was she WEARING??'

But was it rape-rape? Or like ... grey-rape? Legitimate rape?

So many questions to answer before I can decide how outraged to be. (But not to be answered until after I've vomited all over this keyboard.)