Is Jezebel paid to promote Hunger Games like it is with the Jimmy Fallon stuff?

This is an excellent point. Your voice must be heard.

Yeah, not the smartest move I've ever made. But those damn pants! Especially the ones with the horizontal waste stripe. Or anything from Lulu Lemon, really. *shudders*

That's a good point. I'm not a font expert, but recently learned that font spacing is a thing that can be manipulated.

Short answer: You could be right.

oooohkaaaay.

Fair enough. But what about these loose fitting hammer pants that are back in vogue? (Please excuse the obviously not postpartum model). They have a stretchy waist band and are not annoyingly tight.

Now now, it's all namastes on this particular thread.

Haha. You were stretching that pun a bit, for sure.

I would actually, but my yoga pants are giving me a seriously uncomfortable case of camel toe right now.

Oh gawd, this is terrible news.

B-but I thought complaining about stuff was one of the few forms of decompression that some exhausted moms can enjoy...

Also, why is the ghost of Carrie Bradshaw, years post production, STILL apologizing for Mr. Big?

Oh right, the Just Joking defense. Like we've never heard that one before.

Good point! His significantly younger wife at that.

Yes Mr. Big, because "never cheated" is the sole litmus test of good relationship behavior.

I don't wanna nip pick, but their entire bodies were also being objectified,

WE ARE CALM THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

Yeah, I've mainly not responded (the greys are a scary, scary place), but I'll occasionally put a spotlight on a random sample from the willful ignorance/bigotry pond.

Yes! At a mental health facility...cleaning toilets, urinals, and ashtrays.