He’s an election away from having his stubby little fingers on the nuclear launch codes. Sounds pretty important to me.

How does it never occur to you idiots that the reason many Muslim people come to the US (and other countries) is because they don’t agree with the views of their home countries?

I expect Libertarians to be in permanent bad taste. I also expect them to side with the most vile conservatives they can find, 10 times out of 10, when the chips are down.

Oh, well, if the only Jews you know are wealthy, I must be too.

I’m not jewish, yet I can easily see the parallels to the holocaust in trumps rhetoric. You’ve got anger and vitriol being directed at a specific group. As if they are a collective instead of individuals. The troubles of the country are being blamed on them. The “solution” being given is to “remove” them from the…

The demand for cultural self assurance is real, and often ugly. However, having different people who are good for different things is the very lifeblood of any society. Our most celebrated people are not balanced people. We’re living a social period of higher standardization that does not recognize specialization…

I hope her Roomba goes crazy and starts chasing her.

He’s in it, but he's being played by Brad Pitt. Working title: "Berlusconi's Eleven (Year Old Escort)"

“She also didn’t have real boyfriends or go out on dates”.

I miss Sassy so much. This would never have happened in Sassy! I’m gonna go put on my combat boots and babydoll dress and sulk in the corner until it’s over.

“I sold my friend the drugs she used to overdose, and I went to prison, but I learned *sooo* much about myself in the process ❤️”

Meanwhile.

It was attempted, but he did too much self-stimulation and poop-flinging, so the zoo gave him back.

For the average person splitting with a friend, a public takedown of this sort would be seen as classless and petty. For someone who claims to be devoted to “spirituality” and “mental positivity” doing it to a person with deep mental health struggles, it is self righteous and cruel.

It’s pronounced Cunt Fascay!