There are two types of people in the world: Those who think something vaguely maple flavored and loaded with high fructose corn syrup counts as “maple syrup” and those who know the difference between golden and very dark varieties.

Huh, no wonder my depression never got worse. I took one look at social media a la MySpace, Facebook, Twitter et all and noped right into the next plane of existence.

Sweet geezus I did not expect to scroll down and see this.

OH DEAR LORD

I drove manuals in hours long traffic on the 405 in LA. It’s shitty, but it’s shitty in anything. It wasn’t enough to make me want to quit the clutch.

Could use some more work but I don’t hate it.... (amazingly most of the body lines aligned perfectly)

Torch, may I humbly request this become a weekly feature? I have so much lust for the BMW...

Except they gave all the fucks. If they gave none you wouldn’t be reading this

Jesus, what the hell is going on with that suspension?? All that effort couldn’t go into an optimum suspension geometry?

“This, of course, is bullshit. Han shot first.”

Yep. Han isn’t a straight up bad guy at the start of the movie, but he’s definitely not great and is out for himself.

Who would have thought a lyin’ cheatin’ scoundrel of a smuggler who hangs out in the company of killers would be capable of murdering someone out to kill/capture him 

It seems to me that the “why” is obvious: it justifies Han shooting at Greedo with the intent to kill him because now it’s self defense. Greedo starts to say a thing that alerts Han to the fact that he’s about to shoot, so Han starts to shoot, and they end up shooting at the same time. Thus, it wasn’t murder.

Oh twitter, never change

And sadly it worked. I looked at the logo, thought there wasn’t anything NSFW about it and clicked the link and read the article.

Click bait.

Im sorry but what in the actual hell is this article? A sperm? That’s a stretch, by a long shot.