Shit on Joe’s Garage however you want. Watermelon in the Easter Hay is one of the best guitar instrumentals ever. I would have started you with Apostophe, which has many of the more radio friendly Zappa tracks, you know, SONGS! It came on a cd lumped together with Over-Nite Sensation, which has Dinah-Moe, featuring…

How much older is Carl than when the show began? There’s no way to justify any less than 5 years, and by then there wouldn’t even be any food left.

Good Grief!

I’ve got a rotary phone on my wall that I use to call the kids to tell them to get off my lawn!