Twas a nice chest pass. Good fundamentals. To be honest, I’m not sure why this is such an amazing pass that it deserves its own article.

I don’t even mind the pass, I do mind a shotgun formation. If they wanted to pass that pass should have been a quick pass to the flat or slant or something. To have Ryan take a  5-7 step-drop in that situation was beyond dumb cause you are automatically adding more risk of a sack and being taken out of FG range. You…

I used to be really competitive, but then I realized staying in shape didn’t get me shit and being lazy was really, really fucking nice.

Poor Enes, can’t even defend himself.

I liked advanced stats before your post.

I’ve never seen a better argument against advanced stats in basketball. If Anthony Davis isn’t near the top of your statistics, you should run more numbers.

This ought to shut the highlight truthers right the fuck up. See? They do call traveling in the NBA.

Three-way trade:

Not to worry folks, Darren Rovell has the real scoop tonight:

Travel, foot touches the ground before he lets go of the shot

That no call on the “tripping” was also spiritually correct. When you’re a giant stick doofus running away from the basket, and your frail clown feet brush against a real man’s sneaker... then you deserve to be a traitorous sissy coward who gets to fail with a bunch of 3-1 lead-blowing losers.

I really don’t know how I could have made it any clearer that cities should find better uses for the tickets.

What the hell is this based on? “People who smoke weed” covers a very wide range of personality types.

Cold Water:

No, you insufferable fucking shitbag, they weren’t “bitching” about “rule exploitation”, they had a legitimate complaint about a team - who in any other sports league around the world would have rightfully been stripped of their illegitimate titles and seen their undeserved championship banners torn down - known for…

That interrupted Simmons’s shot attempt, and in fact the official scorer doesn’t even record him as having taken it.

Charlie Strong putting DJ Khaled is amazing.

Yeah like your food opinions count.