I think Deep has been doing these damm Pirates movies for so long he went so deep into character, he never came out. He went full Sparrow, you never go full Sparrow.
This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.
I know it’s pointless, but I just can’t get past the open narcissism. Where is the moment when you say to yourself, “Well, taking a pic of my underboob and slim waist is incredibly obvious, and I don’t want to be that obvious about my vanity and neediness, so I won’t”?
When can we be done with the 8 million hashtags for every single post? It’s too much. Also, can people please at least capitalize every new word to make them at least readable? I totally read the jlovegas2017 one as ILoveGas2017 at first. Which makes the FeelsGoodTho below it even funnier.
okay Babies now let’s get in formation!
That’s so insane. Why fast food?? How does that even remotely make sense.
If the people making his food know who the order is for...he is eating so many bodily fluids.
So, if someone tells him about “sneezers” he might never be able to eat again?
Projection.
. . . as is the inability to dress oneself properly. . . .
I still cannot get over how a guy who has as much money as he allegedly has wears such garbage suits.
Being afraid of stairs and doorways is CLASSIC, well-documented dementia behavior.
To be fair, he has a point. If I saw him on a flight of stairs I’d push him the fuck down them too.
Also, Luke Bryan is a suburban soccer dad.
“Great, only three inches of the cake is usable, too?”
I hope he snorts too much coke tonight and drops dead.
THANK YOU! Why the hell doesn’t he just wear a tie pin or a tie clip?
Donald is just a truly shitty husband. Exhibit H: He doesn’t even wait for Melania to exit the vehicle so he can walk with her/escort her up the stairs. Like school on Saturday— NO CLASS.