So I just read about Chris Kraus and her ex husband and the guy who is the “Dick.”

I want to know everything about this.

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My mom is still a good parent without having to be a cheerleader for my shitty father. She never stopped me from seeing him. The only person who did that was him. Even so, when I was a kid, I loved him. But then I grew up and realized what kind of person he is. The blame for our nonexistent relationship is on him, not…

Same here. Except that the “stuff going on in his life” was that he was/is a narcissistic asshole.

My mother really encouraged me to see my father, and I still didn’t. He wasn’t abusing me, he just had stuff going on in his life that was hard for me to deal with and I wanted to hang out with my friends.

Jeah, he’s right above Kate’s head. She adopted Ryan Lochte at gunpoint, according to him.

Not to sound like a drama queen but my asshole father is the same way. To parents like that if their kids aren’t coming by its because they’re being kept from doing so. The child being sick of selfishness, cruelty, abuse, or a horrible attitude & way of acting never occurs to parents like them.

I am a teacher and threadbare cardigans are my uniform too. And either Chucks or flat booties.

Generally when I hear someone say “wellness” now. I just assume they mean “thinness.”

First of all, I just want to say that kiss was BULLSHIT.

You don’t use AdBlock? Welcome to 2005, here’s your Sufjan Stevens album and wrist cuff watch.

Thank god I’m a librarian. The day they enforce a ban on Easy Spirit shoes and threadbare cardigans is the day I turn in my retirement papers.

The blimp business failed because the blimps crashed repeatedly.

Having done this TO multiple men because it’s funny, I have no other insight to offer. Greeting someone as if you’ve just spotted them in a department store, immediately after coitus, is hilarious.

At the end, it turns out that Kevin Spacey was Kitty Soze all along.

People who reject the feminist label to be a ‘humanist’, and people who believe in All Lives Matter over Black Lives Matter are examples of people who stand in the way of social progress. They’re obstacles to a better, equal society. They help to validate the opinion that disadvantaged groups aren’t actually…

I thought I hung out with her for a whole afternoon, but it was just a mannequin at Forever21.

Ugh I feel bad for Britney on this one. It reads as funny/shady but like, how many people do you think she’s taken pics with in her life? How many people are like ‘OMG BRITNEY’ and she’s supposed to remember every single one? I mean, lol because Taylor is mega-famous now but I’m willing to give Britney a pass on not…

Since apparently nobody has gone there yet, I’ll put it down: same set up, skipping on cab fare, carrying narcotics, probably under influence, refusing to identify himself, running from cops, resisiting arrest by kicking and punching cops... But this time a black young man...