Honey, that’s when you bring out the bigass sunglasses. Unless the idea was to make sure everyone sees you. In that case, good move.
Not Now Voyager
not-now-voyager
Looks like it’s much better to be Cumberbatch’s lady! And Bradley Cooper reminds me of my ex who used to make me cry in public BC he was a total douche nozzle. Run girl, run.
The vocalist on the track is John Newman
You do a really good job describing the absolute primal rage one feels when a loved one gets mocked or treated like your brother did. I don’t know where it comes from but it’s powerful. As an aside, my wife and I often say that one of the many silver linings that came from our 2nd son being born with Down syndrome is…
Even if Family Guy and South Park are truly satire and mean no ill-will towards groups that they mock, their fans are boys and man-children and “they know not what it means”. But they aren’t. Parker and Stone and MacFarlane (not the only ones) are puerile cultural shitstains making a buck off their emotionally…
To be fair, it’s much easier to go after Murdoch now that he doesn’t have Wendi Deng to karate away attackers.
My first thought was “when did Tom Hiddleston need backup dancers??”
Raise your hand if you feel personally attacked and victimized by Nigel Farage’s shoes.
Is that a Mickey Rourke costume?
but that looks like some straight up Helvetica bullshit.
It’s opposite writing. Great writing tells you what happens and lets you infer how people feel. These examples tell you exactly how you should feel and forces you to guess what happened. The writers know they’re only supposed to do one of the two things but they keep guessing incorrectly.
I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…
You’re being too generous! These weren’t predictions—she was merely trying to parse the information flying past her and failing almost completely. The Sunderland result was a big win by 30k but ultimately meaningless, especially so in a vote that’s not carried by districts but a vote-by-vote count. She misunderstood…
booze+BBC.com+Twitter
Um, yeah. He’s drunk. I know that slurry speech well.
is ben now the chet haze to matt damon’s tom hanks? an investigation.
Yup. Woman are always made to feel like they are overreacting if they find a man creepy. We’re supposed to be understanding of gross behavior and write it off as “social awkwardness.” Fuck that noise. Trust your gut ladies.