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I have no impulse control. On road bikes, my friends ask how I ascend and descend so quickly.

My response? Are you one with your maker? ("Yes") Well, just go. Remember, brakes only slow you down.

Autrailian utes have always been on my want list. This hits much of the same notes, and looks way cuter doing it. Major bonus points for uncluding a model of the truck.

I tried.

“What do you want to do tonight, babe?”

2017: Smart Car Class

Better yet

Just one for me...

This is how I’d heat my house:

First of many, many, many, many?

I’d start with a white Countach so I could do cocaine off the wing. That’s what you do with Fuck You Money.

I don’t care if it beats the record, it’s still a squid with no gear. It should learn how to ride a 250 or 300 before it tries to break records on a liter bike maybe then it wouldn’t take until 2017

Rossi wouldn’t allow that.

So close...

A year ago, Jalopnik video was just the stuff from the webcam Matt ordered me to use every time I took a shower.