“I dig nuts. That’s why I eat Dugnut.”

I used to get a Community notification for this?

This reminds me of the dude with the Xbox Live Handle XboxOff. People with Kinect-equipped Xbox Ones would read his name out loud, and their Xbox would explode and burn down their house.

Somewhere in upper Michigan there’s a guy living in his deceased grandmother’s 2br ranch with a yard gone to seed and ‘92 Cavalier in the driveway. He still has the 3 foot Graffix bong AND the 3 foot extender which he never uses anymore. He his older brother took him to see the Alive 2 tour (mom made him), and he saw…