The original or the cover?

The original or the cover?

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Thanks. He looks like he should be playfully chasing a toddler around, doesn't he?

Caption for photo:

How do I remember?!?  How could anyone forget Stamos in that fringe-y leather jacket being swung around on wires?

Please don't start in with that evolution talk.  Am I really supposed to believe something like the radio just happened by accident?

< Popeye >Well, blow me down! A-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!< /Popeye >

Was that before or after he became Vulture?

Let's not all rush to see How Rude we can be, please.  I know we like to snark here, but Cut It Out.  What I'm trying to say is, Have Mercy.  Otherwise, You're in Big Trouble, Mister.

Don't be a "hater" hater.

I apologize for not apologizing for making pretty much the same joke at the same time.

Ok, this has been bugging me since I saw this picture in the other article.  Did he win the Kid Rock Lookalike contest or not?

I've never been to Vietnam once, and I make no apologies for that.

……. Why do you know so much about Communist Russia?

Mr. Nugent, your eyebrows appear to be trying to escape from your face.  Just thought you should know.

As opposed to a moderate amount of excessive nudity?

Why, are there lots of palm strikes?

I think there's a mistake in the caption.  It says "John Varvatos" where it should say "Ringo Starr."