From the linked article (very top) on the 45-foot-tall naked woman statue some hipster plans to create on the Mall and then — I shit you not — burn down in protest of violence against women:

I swear I’ve seen one of those at a carnival. I’m not being sarcastic. You had to pay to see it, and I did.

I’m no defender of the Kardashian-Jenner hivemind but Sharon Osbourne calling them out for selling themselves as a product is a bit much given how the Osbournes made the Reality TV Family genre back in the early 2000s, with Sharon putting out her kids mental health issues for the world to see in exchange for money.

Her name is always Maria and she has to walk into a scene while dancing to Elvis Crespo’s “Suavemente,” as well speaking spanglish because we’re spicy like that.

Pretty simple really, allow me to mansplain the cause of this inequity:

I just wanted to add that GLOW was a really terrific show and I’m so glad to be anticipating an upcoming season 2.

The amount of time that affair continued, along with the lengths he went to to cover it up tell me one thing: He won’t stop. He sounds messed up. You sort of have to be to carry something on like that for so long. My husband carried on a affair for a long time and eventually came clean to me. He also has some…

Gap’s selection of sweaters last winter was pretty nice. I bought a couple. But other than that... meh. It’s good for slightly-nicer kids’ clothes, though. I get a lot of WeePiglet’s things there.

The interviewer notes that Linton had to be persuaded to pose in “beautiful dresses,”

Oh god I remember that. Every time Courtney Thorne Smith comes up I remember an interview she did for some magazine I read where it talked about her work out routine, it was about 2 hours of cardio and pilates everyday and light day of running for an hour on Sunday. I get that actors have to keep in shape, her…

John Ritter also had a bit part that I truly loved. I was in my 20s when this show first aired and I watched it every week. Not sure if it would still hold up.

MWAHAHAHA I’m glad you asked.

You know how in any society in any era, there’s always a few ironclad ways to tell the infinitely subtle differences between monied people and the actual upper class? It’s usually markers in fashion or housing, but in our current culture, one of the most infallible ways to tell who’s really in power is how good their…

Sarah Jessica Parker has often been referred to as a horse face or comments referring to her nose. I think she is not dissimilar to a pre-nose job Jennifer Grey. I don’t get the hate on her looks. I think SJP is gorgeous! She was sexy and dam ed delightful in Hocus Pocus.

I’ve gotten Botox for a couple of years. I swear you can trust me!!

But their skills presumably aren’t transferrable to romantic relationships.

She’s not saying that those things are BAD. She’s saying “Okay, so you’re that thing. And?” (which, not for nothing but she literally says like ten times) The point is that you’d better have something ELSE to bring to the table besides being smart, funny, pretty, whatever. You know, substance?

I can’t stand either of them, and have watched all of 1 episode in season one, but I called this pairing from the beginning. I’ve listened to friends who are fans discuss the plot for years and wondered when this was finally gonna happen.

God, I’m old as fuck.

I don’t like any sign that makes reference to “your women.” Women are not possessions, regardless of how twisted some women’s opinions are. And it absolves white supremacist women from responsibility.