Junior has a book deal (Jezebel covered it; I’m not putting his face up here), but I’m not a betting woman and I’d still bet a few coins on it not being for $60 million. LOL.

“It’s either freezing, or hot”.

“Oh god, someone fake like you’re sick we need to get out of here.”

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

That’s a very strange way to spell “firing squad”!

I feel like the answer is some kind of Subaru, no? 

I think Jason Statham plays him in the straight-to-DVD movie.

See ya, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Once you get in I will marry you.

I’m sorry, we’re closed.

Never saw that, but I’ll take your word for it.

Using insects seems like an efficient enough solution to a problem.

This is the kind of conversation you have about not fully extending. You don’t kick a weight out of someone’s hand. 

Statistically, the baby boomer generation is the dumbest generation by SAT scores that America has ever seen.

If it comes to Civil War 2.0, the wrong people will win.

Qanon is just a modified Pizzagate theory. Basically, these people all agreed that Pizzagate was “probably not true,” but the underlying implications of the existence of a Deep State and an alleged Clinton criminal empire were. Qanon just gave them a pivot. “Drain the Swamp” (i.e. remove the deep state from power) and…

Seems Putin is a gifted musician...cause he just played Trump , his base and the GOP like a fiddle in that conference.

Yes, he did - they hit him with a credit card with a high interest rate, bundled with a bunch of high fee financial services he didn’t actually need 

He got BOFA’d???