When I go to the firing range, I shake the gun vigorously to reload.

That would be a cool character- "Damn" Pokemon

I remember seeing wacky and lame corporate training vids, but now a forced interactivity with media of that calibre?

$230 for throwing rainbows around your room and waving fans around? I can do that! Million dollars, here I come!

Hello, please send me free video games, stuff, clothes, money and/or money. Thank you.

@KeroseneClimax: @KeroseneClimax: Auschwitz dating sim. It probably exists or will soon. I think we may have our troops in the wrong place.

This TOTALLY makes genocide based on a twisted version of science and mythology acceptable.