I love Last Week Tonight’s take on DST.

Bonus points for the John Mulaney video.

Look what Homer had to say about 239 pounds.

I complained about this a week after The Last Jedi came out (because of the nature of my job, the end of the calendar year is very busy), so avoiding spoilers before I finally saw it last weekend was like walking in a minefield. Of course I got crucified in the comment sections, basically them saying “tough shit for…

Didn’t read the article...just wanted to post that I sure wish there was a moratorium on spoiler articles (like they are required for reviews) for at least 8 days after a movie comes out. Can’t read a goddamn article on this or barely any site because some of us are unable to go see Star Wars on opening week, and now…

Fine, I’ll try D&D. But I’m naming my dwarf “Carlos”.

I saw the trailer, I saw the Porg, I guess I alone just wasn’t enamored. Sorry.

I don’t know if it deserved to be that high up, but I was happy to see “Brazil” on the list.

Of all the movies listed, A.I. was the only one that I just absolutely hated. I remember just being bored with it, and it made my wife cry, and not in a good way.

Strange Days always has been underrated. I loved that movie when it came out, but whenever I’ve mentioned it to other people, they have absolutely no clue what I am talking about.

These types of results were appearing just less than 8 hours after the news broke...

I bet he has a lot of friends.

I rather hear “it’s just a remake of Empire Strikes Back!” over “it’s just a remake of The Phantom Menace!”

I admit, I do not know the source material. But I didn’t see the appeal for the movie after seeing the trailer. Probably because I’ve been disappointed by Spielberg’s movies of late. But I do have an open mind, and will give it a try.

And an extra point for anyone who read your comment in a faux Simpsons’ Tom Brokaw voice.

Pennywise’s voice is so soft, so inviting, yet it sent chills up my spine. Looks good.

That look from the woman at the :37 seconds mark...

Ladies and Gentlemen, “Florida, a red state.”

I had a friend who was so angry about the anal sex joke. She was complaining that she took her 12 and 14 year old daughters to the movie, and was so embarrassed by that scene. All I could think was “you took your 12 and 14 year old movie that had such gratuitous violence (albeit the church scene is so awesome) and…

Great, now I have to go onto YouTube and dislike the video I saw and delete it from my history so he doesn’t keep fucking appearing on my “recommended” list. That’s time I’ll never get back.