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What the Democrats really need is someone willing to throw “civility” out the window and attack Fatso at his own scummy level. Annoy, irritate and enrage him with snappy insults and nasty comebacks until he snaps, that’s how to beat him. Remember when he was bizarrely stalking Clinton during that one debate? If she’d

The Democrats can’t do anything unless they get elected. And not just the White House, because if the GOP still controls the Senate after the 2020 election, Moscow Mitch will block every bill and every judicial nomination that comes along from a Democratic president and Democratic House. From someone living in the

There’s a female foreign service worker and former ambassador to Ukraine currently testifying in a hearing in the United States Congress that is part of an inquiry that could lead to the impeachment of the president of the United States.

w/o reading the post I was going to posit that we’ll likely see Trump nominate Stephen “Goebbels” Miller for a judgeship before the admin is over ... and here with Menashi that supposition isn’t too far from reality.  UnFuckingBelievable. 

Gawker left us precisely when it was needed the most. Splinter is leaving us precisely when we need it the most.

While I certainly appreciate this post and I’m genuinely glad that the Splinter staff got to do a proper farewell post, the fact that it’s coming weeks after G/O Media and Jim Spanfellatio unceremoniously suffocated the site with a pillow, followed by decapitating their marquee site is just the goddamn perfect turd on

I know this has been going around but just in case you want it, here is an invite to the Discord server (read: AOL-style chatroom haha) with a bunch of Kinja people in it. https://discord.gg/yTEzC2j (yes I know I am copy pasting, future asshole who’s going to mention it)

I really enjoyed this site and many of the commenters here. Fuck all of the mewling Nazi trolls. As it turns out, they needed this site more than we do.

Hey thanks for all, commentariat and writers alike. This was fun, and this was home. Now it’s gone, because of Jim Spanfeller’s poor business sense and apparent thin skin.

To all of you, so much thanks and so much respect for all you did.  What was done was an injustice.   Let us hope it is remembered for what it gave to all of us while it was here. 

This.

How Splinter and Deadspin were handled was atrocious, the having Splinter go dead and having no announcement whatsoever was shitty on the part of Spamfiller and Madman. They should have dropped in a post like this when they pulled the plug.

Whoa, this is unexpected. Spanfeller is the herbiest of herbs.

RIP Splinter

So weird that I hit the Splinter logo by mistake instead of the CNN one on my phone faves just now. And I see a 13 minute old post? Huh?

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not

Splinter was a damn good website.

To be fair, that's not her chin.

Martin Scorsese? Is that you?

“Woman lands new job thanks to President Trump”