Pelt them with pearls!

and Drakkar Noir

From what I read, they would only vote to convict if it was a secret ballot.

Came here for this. Also, regardless of what comes out of the House, the Senate will never convict, so just why is he so rattled?

The other day someone in the comments said this stance looks like a centaur missing his rear legs and now I can’t unsee it. 

And only the PornHub clips, because not only is he cheap, but he’s too dense to follow the plots.

Don’t forget beautiful.  Ruined that word for me. 

That is perfect.  Best descriptor I’ve seen about his stance. 

Pelt her with pearls!

wrong guy

I think it’s missing two of its arms

Well, to be fair, Dictators gotta dictate

or in Trump’s case amuse-douche?

More like the Nobel Peace of Work prize

And here we go with more pearl clutching from the Democratic leaders. To that I say, send them a message and pelt them with pearls!

So... I guess this makes her MAGA Goebbels?

So... I guess this would make her Magda MAGA Goebbels?

Wrong Nazi

Where did she steal the kids for the cover photo? Also, the middle one looks like he pulls the legs off of flies.

Can we at least impeach those eyebrows?