nostradumbass
Nostradumbass
nostradumbass

Don’t forget beautiful.  Ruined that word for me. 

That is perfect.  Best descriptor I’ve seen about his stance. 

Pelt her with pearls!

wrong guy

I think it’s missing two of its arms

Well, to be fair, Dictators gotta dictate

or in Trump’s case amuse-douche?

More like the Nobel Peace of Work prize

And here we go with more pearl clutching from the Democratic leaders. To that I say, send them a message and pelt them with pearls!

So... I guess this makes her MAGA Goebbels?

So... I guess this would make her Magda MAGA Goebbels?

Wrong Nazi

Where did she steal the kids for the cover photo? Also, the middle one looks like he pulls the legs off of flies.

Can we at least impeach those eyebrows?

I was about to say the same thing. Fuck these craven cowards with a syphilitic dick

Starred for one hoof

You know it must kill him that the first anchor baby is taller than he is.

“Good morning, here is Donald Trump shouting at you about jobs...”

Such a namaste woman!

But does it have a built-in toilet and fleshlight?