well, numbers are Arabic, so...

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Isn’t that more akin to receiving stolen property? Still a crime I believe.

The pee tape is trivial compared to the rest of this crazy ass shit show. Don’t get distracted.

and the only wings Trump will ever get, are chicken wings

Da Capital

Motel 6 - We’ll leave the search light on for you

Helping him cheat? Imagine being a Secret Service agent and having to take a bullet for him. Puts things in perspective, don’t you think?

Repatriate his entire base to one of those countries and rename it Stanastan

Such a Namaste woman

Ill gotten Gainsborough

You know, I think that was actually a Berle joke, and if not, he stole it. At the very least, it’s of the same vintage.

I have no idea if they’re still around, this was 25 years ago, but in my mind’s eye it was on the north side of the Ventura Blvd right near where that old school Cadillac dealer is or was located. (and it was the waxy lardy creme filling I preferred to the overly sweet hostess creme)

Must be, because I remember us referring to them by whichever snack it was... Yodels, Ring Dings, Devil Dogs, Funny Bones.  When I was little, Ring Dings were one big flat cake instead of two.  After my mother turned into a food Nazi in the late 60's early 70's, she kept them locked up in what we called the forbidden…

I know, when I first moved out here back in the 90's there was a hot dog stand on Ventura in Studio City or Sherman Oaks that sold Drakes. I’ve never, seen them anywhere else. The “creme” filling in Drakes was less sweet than the other brands and I guess that’s why I liked them over Hostess, which was the only other…

Ring Dings...  Last time I was back in New England last June I saw Funny Bones on the shelf along with Devil Dogs and Yodels.  I usually don’t eat that kind of crap but always grab a Devil Dog when I go back to visit.

Living on the West Coast these days, I sure miss Drakes (Ring Dings > Ding Dongs)....

You know, that is a distinct possibility in the not too distant future.

Let’s just turn LePage