Funny, because Trump wishes he was King.

Surprised that none of these morons yelled out “Go back to your own country!”

They routinely lie about shit that they just don’t have to lie about.

McNaughton? You mean Moron Rockwell?

Speaking as someone who is single after a 15 year relationship and trying out various apps I have to say just stop it with sunglasses, woo girl group pics and the cheesy filters.

Countdown to when Trump starts calling him “Fidel” in that weird little nasally, affected, aside voice he uses when he says “Pocahontas” or “Puerto Rico”. 5...4...3...2...1...

President Leeeeroy Jenkins

Exactly and the question is whether or not Trump is intentionally involved or playing the role of useful idiot. On second thought, it’s probably the latter.

He’s just doing his job (I strongly believe that he’s been employed to cause havoc in every possible area of our government and economy).

2 Popes 1 Chalice

Don Pornleone

With all this talk from Don Pornleone about a national emergency, women being brutally kidnapped and taken out of the country, no one has mentioned that a wall built to keep “the others” out can also be used to keep the rest of us in.

It would not surprise me in the least, to discover that those craven fucks are thinking about taking advantage of this in an attempt to set up a Reichstag Moment. Witness all the “State of Emergency” blather out of Il Douchebag in the past couple of days.

Nah... I was that nerdy, bookish kid and was victimized by bullies exactly like him throughout Junior High School.

Another media appearance by Steven Miller? Enough is enough!

Yeah, She got the wrong Motherfucker.

You just know he’s the guy who gave the bookish, nerdy kid a swirly in the toilet, during latrine duty.

Motherfucker? Wrong Guy

I am torn between my theory that Trump is being paid by Putin to wreak total havoc on the United States across the board, in every possible way, shape and form, from our alliances, to the economy versus my alternate theory that this is an elaborate “Squirrel!!” meant to distract us from Mueller et al and possibly…

Although the House GOP didn’t get its wish in the farm bill, which did ultimately pass, the Trump administration is now trying to enact those requirements through the back door.