Richard Devos Heart and Lung Transplant Center in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Turkey Tetra-zany

Don’t forget, this is how he sees himself

de·co·rum - /dəˈkôrəm/

Who slammed the creation of a new committee during a closed-door meeting of Democrats Thursday, instead arguing that “Democrats can have a very aggressive agenda that we can get a caucus consensus on and that we can even get some Republicans on”?

Tradition... Tradition! 🎶 🎶 Tradition!!!

Upside down in a cave?

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In other news... Trump has now thrown the Secret Service under the bus and blamed them for his cancelled trip to the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery. Again.. he blamed the SECRET SERVICE, the department responsible for his safety. Way to go Mr. Stable Genius.

Sounds like an abused spouse

Yes, it most certainly would apply. They spend their entire lives arguing about the Talmud and interpretations of Jewish Law.

Or even “Tha Taint Gravy”

“there is an expression you often see on T-shirts and bumpers stickers that goes more or less like this: “Jesus Said It. I Believe It. That Settles It.”

In related news, members of the Femen topless protest group breached the barriers along the motorcade route in an attempt to approach “The Beast”, with the unintended consequences of flattering Trump, who thought they were groupies showing him their tits.

I think the only conspiracy is between those who are responsible for the construction of Trump’s hair.

It’s just another part of the global conspiracy paid for by George Soros.