“Trump congratulated Putin on his election “win” despite being given briefing materials that read “DO NOT CONGRATULATE” in all-caps”

President Leeroy Jenkins!

Don Pornleone?

Dogoodie Howser?

I read that as Trump’s obit. Makes sense either way

Fuck him, and the horse he rode in on.

Would Not Bang

This is how he sees himself

Gas bag?

“He even read “The Snake,” the poem he trotted out for his most racist campaign moments.”

Hmmm... Something from LIza’s closet.... David Gest?

Might as well start practicing for when we will need those large sticks. Oh yeah, and rocks too.

Samson - Kills a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass

So, in other words, they’re bleeding from their “whatever”?

Build the wall!!!

Remember, this is how he sees himself.

“You ought to put Mercury on your list”

Actually, he is named after his great-great Grandfather, his great uncle and his father Joseph Kennedy II, who was also a congressman from Massachusetts.