Lindy West’s tenure here was truly a golden age.  I miss the days when I’d regularly have to try to suppress laughter at my desk so people wouldn’t know that I wasn’t doing work.  I think people thought I made really intense and strange faces while I worked.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

Further proving that Gawker, was indeed, good.

At least I wasn’t board watching that.

The caddy was obviously trying to improve his Li.

At this rate, they’re going to give each other the shaft.

It’s hard to know who the original is. Guess we will have to see when their Instagram accounts were erected.

Everyone is really skating on thin ice with the reporting on this.

If one does not use Instagram, one cannot see the pics Jez posts...is that it? I get big white blank spaces in the middle of DB every day

Are you saying that this woman doesn’t have to ability to shout and cheer without sounding like she’s auditioning for a new Scream movie? She hasn’t been silenced, she just can’t continue doing this....(0:19 for relevant material)

Buddhist here.

I might suggest the beautifully animated movie Secret of Kells. The monks are illustrators but there is Aisling an enchanted/cursed wolf/girl who helps a young monk. Too hard to explain it correctly but it is a wonderful movie. 

Bob is available for hugs. He’s always on call for these kinds of emergencies. (He’s on the left.)

I’m confident I will never be as fancy as those bouffant chickens, and I am fine with that.

What’s everyone cooking/baking? I used to make a lot of bread, it was my hobby, but for whatever reason it really fell off last year. This is my first bread of the year, sesame semolina. Although I had less sesame seeds than I thought, so it’s half sesame, half millet.

Mmmmm, ass butter!

Okay, but are we ever going to see Morty gettin’ that mermaid puss? Because that’s something I might like.

Rick is clearly the overarching villain.

HALLUCINATING THERE ARE SNAKES IN SCROTUM SO HE RUBBER BANDED HIS TESTICLES SO THEY DON’T ESCAPE