Disgusting. I’m pushing 50 so only go to a few of shows a year now but have spent hundreds of hours in mosh pits. My female friends and I have been lucky in that other than the inevitable pit injuries (mostly no broken skin) and also in that we were usually with our scary metalhead boyfriends we emerged largely…

E. Steamed hams.

He better make another pot if he drinks the last of the coffee. OFFICE RULES.

What’s sad is that First Take was decent like 10 years ago before Skip destroyed it and Smith shat on its grave.

You say your friend was between Robert De Niro’s legs “smoking” his “cigar”, eh?

“There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.”

Don’t worry if you get stuck in the tunnel Elon will personally order his henchmen to build a robot tunnel submarine retrieval pod which will reach you in approximately three to four weeks.

This is a perfectly cromulent concern.

I haven’t seen someone recover that well after a major pipe stumble since Rob Ford. 

Change Crown Royal to Four Roses Small Batch and you’re onto something.

“I wanted a more lucrative kind of attention”.

Hi! Sorry your experience at Jezebel was less than perfect. We’re working on correcting the typo, and we’d like to invite you and your friends back, on the house. Thanks for bringing this to our attention!

This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

I’m very worried and hope Drew gets better soon. But I wish Deadspin would share (or another news outlet would report) what happened and how serious, even just in generalities. If this had been some other media personality, Deadspin would be publishing smuggled hospital charts.

I feel nothing at 100 mg, I would need like four of those 10-packs to make it worth my while.

I’ve been to the teddy bear toss game for the Cleveland Monsters the last two years and am going this year. It’s great to get a large group of people there and contributing to a charitable cause. I usually bring 3 or 4 stuffed toys for this. Last year I threw a stuffed moose that got stuck in the protective netting…

I dunno, I think having the words she stole permanently tattooed on her is...

I really like the descriptions of the people he met and how he remembers them. Gives you an idea about what he went through, and how he was shaped by that. His honesty about pissing himself is refreshing.

Huge fan here... wonderfully written excerpt and a fascinating story. 
This book is going on my Christmas list, thank you for continuing to entertain us all!

Really well written—nice work, CuJo!