Dis video is not available in my country?! EEHHHH?!

I never understood the names of these movies... why would you wanna die while your johnson is standing on end?

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Dude, I felt the same way... I don't know how anyone continued more than half an hour. I stopped when I started having to gather hides from random ass animals roaming about like I was playing an MMO.

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I thought his proposal for Game Link support would be awesome... see my friend drop into the room, IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DUUEELLL! xD

Haha! Demolition Man was exactly what I thought of... I guess because I watched it a lot with my dad as a kid.

I didn't have an Xbox over there or anything, but I did finish an entire play through of Pokemon Crystal on my cell phone while "going to the head."

Best 15 minutes of my day, every night—except for the one time my mom sent me a box of Starcrunches. Holy shit, they were good.

My CWO got us a live turkey from the locals for Thanksgiving, somehow... we killed it and ate it like the blood thirsty hard asses we were.

We also killed a few Keurig brewers, lots of flies and mice, and a projector bulb.

Just sayin. xD

They've been out for 360/PS3 for quite some time... http://smile.amazon.com/Orange-Box-Xbo…

Your tablet has a Qualcomm, not a Tegra 4.

Does your phone have a Tegra 4 in it...? :-\

Actually, "furry" is more correctly descriptive.

http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Anthropom…

The styling of all of those works are different from what I personally associate with "furry." I'm assuming other people less fond of the "furry" style think similarly.

So you think.

WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP MAKING THIS POST?! FUCK! I'M SICK OF SEEING IT; THERE ARE ONLY LIKE 12 GAMES FOR THE DAMN SYSTEM AS IS!!!

No way. I need my Blu-Ray movies... every friggin ISP in America decides that they want to cap bandwidth, so there's no way I could download everything. Most of the time I can get the physical copy for much cheaper anyways! I'd be pretty bummed if it started to phase out already.

Nodded along to every single point made, along with the evidence provided. I thought I was crazy to think the game was a disappointment. I guess I wasn't the only one. Thanks for sharing this. I feel less like a nit-picky loner now.

These video roll things never load for me... I just see a slowly flashing video recorder symbol thing. :(