Pedobear is kind of like a way to wake up parents - what a nice guy! XD

Wearing glasses now doesn't bother me... I love 3D.

I want some.

Which is why it's been a great time for me to go back and play all the classics I've missed over the years... I'll never buy anything with an EA logo on it anyways.

Bioware... fuck 'em.

Imagine how many other games that COULD be on the system if it had a secondary stick... I know those Japanese folks wouldn't mind being able to use it for camera movements in their Monster Hunter 3G. I think Nintendo just wants to milk more money from forcing people who want the stick to buy the extra attachment.…

Yeah, eh... The Okami HD remake is APPARENTLY 1080p, although I'm not so sure I believe this guy... in either case, I can render up to 4 times the original widescreen resolution of the Wii game on Dolphin WITH anti aliasing and anisotropic filtering.

I don't get how ads "make money." At least for me in my entire life so far I haven't clicked on a single advertisement on YouTube, Facebook, XBL, etc... Not a one. When I want something, I already know about it and it's on my Amazon wish list. Web tracking hasn't figure out how to show me something I'd be interested…

Sigh* ...I don't understand.

Wow! That's ugly.

Well I hope it won't be as lazy-ugly as Halo: CE Anniversary...

That was horrible...

I loved this game...

A-fucking-men.

Oh man, that was good. Lol! High five!

With 1GB of RAM and a Tegra chip?

I'd really like to see more than 1GB of RAM... considering it's Android, and Android likes to start apps up on its own all the time, slowing my phone to a crawl. I think 2GB would suffice.

Ugh again, a youtube video on kotaku that doesn't have the "watch on youtube" button! Is my chrome broken?!