Totally. She’s one of those people that have had so much surgery that it actually makes them look older. She’s only 26!!

How come the high school students who got shot at and don’t want to get shot at anymore are “crisis actors” but the 19-year-old who shot at them and killed their friends is a “broken child”?

I don’t necessarily blame porn for that

Backpfeifengesicht...

Pretty sure I’ve seen that porn.

“The only thing that stops a bad boy watching porno is a good boy... wait... that’s not working out the way I thought.” - The Florida Legislature

That guy here. Heads are disembodied. Bodies are decapitated.

I had the same thought! He just admitted to coming back from West Africa which maybe grows coffee (no idea, too lazy to do the research) but either way, some really bangin’ coffee comes from Africa so he had to have smelled/tasted “real coffee” at some point.

If they’re old enough to be asked to do battle with school shooters in hand-to-hand combat, they’re old enough to have a say in school policy.

“That’s something I wanted at the last Olympics, to share a kiss with my boyfriend at the bottom and it was something I was too scared to do for myself,” he told the New York Times.

So THAT is how you’re supposed to dance to that kind of music?!? Wow... that video is mesmerizing, I am sad that I missed this particular cultural trend.

My favorite part is “guns haven’t changed while our culture has”. Pretty sure an assault rifle is very different than a musket.

“Why do we need a video game, for example, that encourages people to kill people? Whether it’s lyrics, whether it’s TV shows, whether it’s movies, I’m asking the producers of these products, these video games and these movies, ask yourselves what redemptive value, other than shock value, other than the hope you’ll…

Who of that clan is even married except Kim & Kanye?

This does seem like the only valid conclusion

OH MY GOD. ANIME PEOPLE ARE CATS.

I really believed your story ‘til I got to the bridemaids dress part.

I mean, if you don’t learn it then you can’t chit-chat. So that seems like a win-win to me!

“...it means no unnecessary chit-chat is needed.”

Let’s not pretend that Amazon and other companies are allowing people to bring their dogs into work because they care about employee happiness. They are doing it because employees will work longer hours if they don’t have to go home to take care of their dogs.