Well I can say with like 95% percent certainty that my parents slept with each other and not with Marlon Brando OR Richard Pryor. Other than that, who the hell knows.

German reunified and now it’s the strongest economy in the EU. Remember, Merkel grew up in East Germany. It wouldn’t be easy, it wasn’t for Germany and they didn’t have all of the same issues, but it can be done. There’s zero chance of a unified Korea under the Kim dynasty. The only way this happens is for the Kims to…

For some reason, I have trouble keeping sling backs on my feet. A mule is actually easier for me to wear.

Me, too! I used to think it was because the angle my foot was in wasn’t extreme enough, and my body would sort of forget that I was balanced on a narrow heel. My new theory is more nuanced. With a high heel, my weight is mostly balanced on the ball of my foot, so the narrowness of the heel doesn’t matter as much. With…

I think kitten heels are cute but for some reason I have more trouble walking in them than high heels. I’ve turned my ankle too many times wearing them. 😢

It can look elegant af. And if you are dressed well and put on big sunglasses, you essentially look like a old timey Hollywood starlet. I think that’s the connection people subconsciously make.

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I was going to add to mine that 90% of the sex scenes I’ve read from tween years on have been in fanfiction.

There was (and I’m sure is) so much HP smut!!! Aw, I kinda miss being obsessed with HP fanfic...maybe I’ll go find some for old times’ sake...

I remember my high school library had a copy of Lady Chatterly’s Lover. It’s pretty sad that the one of the most explicit books I was exposed to as a teen was published 90 years ago.

ok, biathlon is possibly the most popular sport in the entire winter olympics. how is that weird?

Would totally wear. I’m not really modest I guess, but I am larger and busty. So long drapey cardigans and maxi dresses I can wear a real bra under would be delightful.

Usually there’s an explanation that comes with the guarantee. Like my Darn Tough socks have a lifetime warranty that says if the socks ever wear out for any reason, they will be replaced. However, the cordless drill with lifetime warranty that I just bought says it’s warrantied only for the original purchaser (no…

And even if they did, so fucking what? Someone suggesting you should behave an abominably cruel manner doesn’t give you an excuse to do it.

I’m so surprised you’re the only who has said this! A lot of countries/ ethnicities/ cultures simply don’t use middle names, and I believe Persian/Armenian naming structure (I think the Kardashians are Armenian?) does not traditionally include a middle name.

Could be cultural. Italians don’t use middle names.

“Till the sweat drops down my balls

That’s a very old picture. At least 10 years old. This is a new one. I think they look fabulous.

I don’t think it’s a recent photo, but yeah, I remember when over tanning was the “thing” that everyone was doing.

She was a ridiculously sweet little girl, we called her IB- like Ivy! But yeah, I had to call my mom and tell her about this poor kid’s horrible name, my mom said it sounded like a way you distinguish between two Beths. You know, there’s Amy and Blonde Amy, there’s Beth and Irishbeth!