True - we never see penises in Axe ads, after all.

So do all the people who predicted “Go” get partial credit?

No no no no, you don’t have to choose.

If you get measured at a department store or victoria’s secret, they’re going to sister size you into a bra that they sell. They’ll feed you the line about women wearing the wrong size and then sell you the wrong size because they don’t offer very many sizes. It’s especially true for women with large cups and small…

Japan’s already got red Kit-Kats! In strawberry, raspberry, cherry, and.... um.... seafood??

Liz Taylor is tweeting? Seven years after her death? Evidently, true Hollywood stars really are immortal.

“Platonic Shotgun” = name of your next band.

Is she platonically pregnant in that photograph?

Yup. I’ve never ever had a regular 28-day cycle. When I was younger, it used to vary between 24-28 days. These days it’s 28-31 days. I can’t trust an app to accurately predict when Aunt Flo will arrive with any degree of accuracy, so I certainly wouldn’t trust one to know when I’m ovulating.

Too lazy to read the article a second time, but I think this 37 were reported all by one hospital in Sweden where these women went for abortions, and so the hospital got alarmed by the pattern and notified the government regulators. 700,000 alleged worldwide users (though that’s likely just download data?).

This. I mean, it’s basically a tech-ified version of the rhythm method, and we know how well that’s worked out for Catholics around the world.

One neighbor said he had lived there for two or three years and didn’t even know there were children in the house. It was always quiet and he never saw anyone outside.

From the looks of their photos they look like wayward cult members from the 1970's.

It’s the same in Germany. If you have sex with a person under the age of consent (the age of consent is obviously not called “the age of consent” there) you’ll be charged with sexual abuse of a child. If you have sexual contact with that person without their consent you will also get charged with rape.

I know, right? In the UK, maybe the States too, I thought that by definition of being a child, you can’t consent. French law seems to suggest you can.

I looked up prince phillip’s wiki page to find his age, and saw that he is from the house of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg, for which I think you have to put on lederhosen just to pronounce correctly.

Corey Feldman is a massive douche bag.

I mean, your hair grows from the roots, not from the ends, so this whole “cut it to make it grow” thing is boooooshit, boooshit, booshit. Trimming it does, however, nip split ends in the bud before they become a bigger issue.

Yes. Our town centre would actually be the centre of the town, where you have the main shopping district, offices and train station. The road through the town centre that is lined with shops would be the high street. You will also find each suburban area will also tend to have it’s own smaller high street, which will…