“Taylor Swift is far too bland to be perceived as a bonafide sex symbol.” 

I genuinely feel bad for that child. The only White House kid who I think had even close to as bad of an experience was Chelsea, and she at least seemed to have strong relationships with each of her parents. Barron gets to have his teen years televised, gets to watch his father immersed in scandal, gets to attend…

Good lord, my maternal heart goes out to that poor boy. I really hope that next year (if we make it that far), they let him off the hook and have Ivanka’s kids do the kid-duty instead, as they are co clearly more comfortable being in front of people. I loathe every single adult in that family but the kids are innocent…

Classicaloid

This is why I hate heavy labor (construction, drilling, mining, commercial fishing, truck driving, military jobs) in general. When you sell your body, you are the product. Your self worth and personal value is literally monetized. It’s gross. Don’t sell your body!

I’m another that’s totally meh on fruit. It certainly doesn’t taste bad to me, but it’s not something I seek out or buy unless it’s for a specific recipe, if that makes sense. I love all veggies though (except for raw celery).

Here’s your star, you bastard.

It’s not just any mermaid, either. It’s a siren with her legs/split fin spread.

Yeh does no one know that’s the worst part of showering when you have even semi long hair?

Asscrack hair. Asscrack hair everywhere.

I started watching Zoe because of the cute kid in some of her videos. The cute kid belongs to her YouTuber friend Louise (sprinkle of glitter) who is much more interesting and very funny. God, I love listening to her just talk about her life and sometimes her kid.

The thing that drives me crazy about the new wave of advent calendars is that they’re almost all Twelve Days of Christmas, leading up to Christmas. But the Twelve Days are supposed to start on the day *after* Christmas and lead up to Epiphany aka Twelfth Day on January 6th! They’re doing both advent and Twelve Days…

I don’t really see the problem here? The description for the item is really clear how many treats it contains, so it’s not like it’s deceptive advertising or anything.

I’m really bothered by the blonde hair going down her asscrack.

99.9% of my Kardashian knowledge comes from Jezebel. I have never seen an episode of the show. I’ve tried because I know everything about their damn life anyway, but it’s still boring. Yet, I can still discuss with fans of the show like I watch them on repeat.

Your username… I like it.

A whole Minajerie!

It’s satire - that’s why it’s in the comedy category. It’s not really a horror movie, it just uses the horror format and horror tropes to tell its satirical story. Oh, and Kumail Nanjiani is totally gong to win.

I would divorce you for that.

Ban ‘em. If someone wants to marry me they can take that money and spend it on my buying me my entire “To Read” booklist.

I have never heard of this woman but I do like that mixing bowl....