No one “deserves” to be robbed.

My dream is to publish a critically acclaimed, widely beloved novel without anyone knowing who I am.

If anything I enjoy books more when I know nothing about the author. Thanks, Elena Ferrantes of the world.

You acknowledge that yours is an “incredibly unpopular opinion,” but did you ever ask yourself why it is?

I don’t mean any disrespect to Tiffany, but I assume Trump loves Ivanka more because she’s prettier.

I think some of those people think getting married will change or fix something. IMHO, you shouldn’t get married unless you want things (and the person you’re marrying) to pretty much stay the same.

This! I personally have known 2 couples who were together for over 10 years. Had a huge crazy wedding, then divorced a year later. Like... what the fuck was that expensive ass wedding even for? What were you guys doing the last 10 years?! I don’t get it!

What fascinates me is people who know each other for years, cohabitating, they marry and divorce within the year. Why? Was someone bored? Why marry if you aren`t completely sure? And it’s always splashy big expensive weddings. Why spend all that money if you’re going to very soon need it to move out and reestablish…

PSSST! Wrong Gabor sister. You’re thinking of Eva.

That was Eva, the one who was actually funny. Zsa-Zsa was just pretty and married well. Fun fact: Zsa-Zsa was married to a different sister’s ex-husband. He was the supremely talented actor George Saunders, who wrote the greatest suicide note of all time.

I read it differently, not that they were trying to clear her name from being a girl who had sex, but to clear her name from being a liar.

That thing looks like it belongs in Fallout. At the very least it makes me want to shoot it with something. Something big, with a lot of range.

Being in Portland (a city with strip clubs everywhere) and having quite a few current and former dancers as friends, I can’t tell you how many of them were serious dancers until their bodies basically out grew the expected shape, and they didn’t wanna stop. Ballet, modern, jazz, hip hop...a lot of these women have…

Are you sure that that’s Princess Charlotte and not just a back up clone of Prince George a la Never Let Me Go? I’ve never realized how similar they look!

I watch Lisa Eldridge as well as Monika Blunder. I don’t put them in the same category as YouTubers because they’re legit makeup artists who don’t rely on YouTube for their money.

I love Tati, she’s clickbait but highly entertaining. Stephanie Nicole is awesome because she’s legit. Otherwise I stick to Lisa Eldridge (legend) and Karima McKimmie, an australian Lisa Eldridge wannabe, who I love just because she has such a different aesthetic (less is more) compared to other beauty youtubers and I…

I love Lisa Eldrige in part because she is in the industry and that seems to very much inform her videos. They (and a lot of other videos from makeup artists) seem to aim to be more universal than a lot of amateur? videos.

I watch Bunny, coz she’s fun, though I take her advice with a grain of salt. I also watch Stephanie Nicole and she’s probably who I get most of my advice and product recommendations from. I appreciate her honesty and transparency.