It’d be cool if we could transition to bowing. Or trade crisp, efficient nods of the head, maybe.

I hate shaking hands, and avoid it whenever possible. A sizable percentage of people are unhygenic slobs with filthy, filthy hands. Why not end the whole ridiculous practice altogether?

Not to besmirch the dear lamented Ms. Neill, but the first Lois Lane was Joan Alexander. Noel Neille was the first Lois Lane on screen, and she predated the Superman TV series. She was originally cast in the Superman movie serial in 1948.

I’d have guessed that sculpture was cocaine-fueled, not cocaine filled.

I feel like mentioning that she was the mother of the slain children is a pretty vital piece of information here

I feel like clarifying that it was the MOTHER as opposed to a STRANGER who killed the children takes it to a new level of awful and is absolutely pertinent to the story.

Absolutely, I’m assuming the seven-year-old wouldn’t be with his father right now if she had access to a firearm.

My cousin is a commercial pilot.

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn

I need those sunglasses

But they didn’t initiate the lawsuit. The families sued *them* for not anticipating an armed terrorist attack at a movie screening, which was unreasonable.

Nobody is reading the Deadline excerpt:

How about saying, “Don’t bring frivolous lawsuits?” That’s a good place to start. And, as the story already said, this is a tactic to ensure that plaintiffs don’t appeal. The plaintiffs will agree not to appeal, and the request for fees and costs will be dropped.

But as I read it, it was the cost of defending themselves against the families claim that the theater should have had security.

I have yet to find thigh highs that get anywhere NEAR my thighs—they’re all over the knee grandma support hose on me. Who are these human corgis these things are designed for?

They can just wear all those Nike tennis nighties that nobody else wants to wear.

Came here to post exactly this.

There was a really good play once about a woman who did just this. Written a long time ago though.

I’ve never gotten them to stay up. I have big thighs but they’re soft or at least not super muscular. Every brand I bought just rolled back down, even the ones with both the sticky stuff at the top and laces. Actually they didn’t completely roll down but just sort of sadly hung there. So I now rock a garter belt and…